The reporter - funny or not?!
Question: Linda got a job as a reporter at her local newspaper. The crusty old editor told her, "Names, names - no story is complete without the names of everyone involved."
She came back a few hours later and filed this report:
Three farms in our area were affected by severe lightning storms that struck Thursday night. Mr. and Mrs. Horace Greene reported a fire in their barn. Michael Arlington said several trees were knocked down by the violence of the storm. And Fred Morse reported that three of his cows were struck by lightning. Their names were Bessie, Elsie and Bertha.
Answers: Linda got a job as a reporter at her local newspaper. The crusty old editor told her, "Names, names - no story is complete without the names of everyone involved."
She came back a few hours later and filed this report:
Three farms in our area were affected by severe lightning storms that struck Thursday night. Mr. and Mrs. Horace Greene reported a fire in their barn. Michael Arlington said several trees were knocked down by the violence of the storm. And Fred Morse reported that three of his cows were struck by lightning. Their names were Bessie, Elsie and Bertha.
very cute
great we named our cows too so that is cute. and we had a bessie and a daisy.
Very good, I used to like the name Ermintrude as a cows name.
8 out of 10
these jokes are just getting better
She certainly took him seriously!
lol
hahaha good one thanks
think she took that too literally, pmsl
starred
hahaha funny lol
awww nice names, pmsl hun, another good one
star time
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sorry, but not funny at all - anyone who says otherwise is humoring you!
Funny! 10!
Cute and funny thanks.
Good one ... giggle ...lol
funny 10.
great xxx lol xxxx