There is a bar at the top of this building and there are two guys and the barten!
Question: The first guy suddenly says, " did you know that if you jumped off this tower that when you reached the tenth floor the winds would direct you back into a window of the building?" the other man says "yeah right" then the first man gets up and jumps off the building, when he reaches the tenth floor sure enough he flies through the window. The man rides an elevator back up to the top of the building and says "told you" then the other man is like " thats probably just a one time fluke!" then the first man jumps off the building again and reaches the tenth floor and the winds fly him into the same window, he comes back up to the top and says "see told you" then the second man says "ok i guess it works" then the second man jumps off the building. he reaches the tenth floor and keeps falling then hits the ground with a splat. the bartender then walks up to the first man and says, " you know superman, you’re a right jerk when your drunk!"
Answers: The first guy suddenly says, " did you know that if you jumped off this tower that when you reached the tenth floor the winds would direct you back into a window of the building?" the other man says "yeah right" then the first man gets up and jumps off the building, when he reaches the tenth floor sure enough he flies through the window. The man rides an elevator back up to the top of the building and says "told you" then the other man is like " thats probably just a one time fluke!" then the first man jumps off the building again and reaches the tenth floor and the winds fly him into the same window, he comes back up to the top and says "see told you" then the second man says "ok i guess it works" then the second man jumps off the building. he reaches the tenth floor and keeps falling then hits the ground with a splat. the bartender then walks up to the first man and says, " you know superman, you’re a right jerk when your drunk!"
Aww superman. Lol. Mean and funny =)
lol
Hehe, have a star!
Thats pretty funny hehehehehehehe
oh how i love jokes.
ROFL
nice one
lmao that is soo funny i think that deserves a star
nice lol
Haha, an old one but a good one.
Is the first good joke I've eared for a long time
Brilliant lmao.
Read that one a million times but it's still a goody.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha. thats great...i know im a tad late, but its still good.