29 Fun things to do When Sales People Call?!
Question: Tell them they must have the wrong number, only god lives here
When they call back, Tell them this is the devil’s residence
Tell them she/he can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
Start telling them your life story
Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live
Reply to all their questions in song
Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language
Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)
As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly
Start trying to give them a psychological analysis
Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks
Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning
Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today
Describe your socks in detail
Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster
Answers: Tell them they must have the wrong number, only god lives here
When they call back, Tell them this is the devil’s residence
Tell them she/he can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
Start telling them your life story
Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live
Reply to all their questions in song
Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language
Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)
As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly
Start trying to give them a psychological analysis
Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks
Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning
Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today
Describe your socks in detail
Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster
I'll go on as if I'm really interested, then I'll say someone is at the door and ask them to PLEASE hold on and not go away. Then I quietly set down the phone and forget about them.
What's your question?
cool i love it, star
lol i love how ppl hate telemarketers
There're all great and im getting a copy... but what is your question?
lol.. i'm so using this.
Really has to be the stupidest thing I have read today. What a waste of points
Funny! 10!
I've wet myself!
Brilliant lol.
will try some of those
noone likes telesales
lmao
haha these r great! where do u get all these??
thnx for the ideas will use them especially the funeral one
take a star
brilliant!!!
when they ask for Mrs.____ i start crying and tell them that my mum died in a car crash last week
they're always speechless, i almost feel bad about it
Really funny.
these are great, i was literally laughing out load when i was reading them!