How about this for funny?!
Question: A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on His shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another
Handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'why don't
You eat the peanuts yourself?'
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
Answers: A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on His shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another
Handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'why don't
You eat the peanuts yourself?'
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
thats funny hes ben eaiting the peanuts that they suked the chocolate off of thats rich
im going to throw up...lol
eww that is nasty! Old people slobber ewww!
Its been a while since I have read a lame joke. I kinda chuckled a little bit because it was pretty random.
lol
haha only one joke allowed at a time
no allowed joke into joke
that is grouse.
ewkhh
Lol thats a good one :)
i liked it LOL
LOL i liked it!
Funny! 10!
Ha ha ha! thats actually a nice funny clean joke! all of the other jokes on here are mostly dirty! that was good thanks for sharing it with us!
Thats funny
wow a good and funny joke i have never heard before. thats rare.
Good Job
eww....does that granny know that she might kill the driver if she has a disease??????
lol imagine just putting their mouth all around it...making sucking noises, *shiver*
Lol, owned
still laughinhg 15 mins now LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!