The Inspector?!


Question: A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture
representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to
inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in
that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the
authority of the United States Government with
me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any
agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand!" The farmer nodded politely and
went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams and
saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned
prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step.
the Rep was clearly terrified, so farmer
immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
"Your card! Your card! Show him your
card!


Answers: A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture
representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to
inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in
that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the
authority of the United States Government with
me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any
agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand!" The farmer nodded politely and
went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams and
saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned
prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step.
the Rep was clearly terrified, so farmer
immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
"Your card! Your card! Show him your
card!

farmers arent dumb!!! that was still funny though

OMG this was hilarious! !!!! LMBO!!! =)

Lol, nice one

tehehe.........that'll teach those pushy government officials a lesson!....bravo...you get a star!

HAHA! serves him right!

he deserve it.. haha..funny..lol



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