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Question: Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
Answers: Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
lmao u r soo funny xxxxxxxxx
lol old ladies are funny.
now thats funny =)
Uh oh, you're talking about me again??
Haha, pretty good.
this ones better, Two old women walking down the street, a flasher jumps out and flashes at them!.. One has a stroke.. the other one couldnt reach.. :D
Yeah ! Some day we'll all be like that, ha ha ha !
You remind me of my grandmother. She had your sense of humor. You are a funny, sweet lady and I love hearing from you.
ROFLMAO, you are just adorable, thanks!
Could'nt not chuckle i love the three old ladies..
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Whoever wound you up did a really tight job. I have done the first two of this joke for real, the one that gets expensive it when I put the milk in a cupboard. Please keep on this roll as I have not laughed this hard in one day and that includes being a little girl. You are such an awesome lady and a funny one at that!! xx
Very funny lol
ahh love it lol.