Fireman Johnny?!
Question: A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fire man's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever.
When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Little Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which explained why the dog was walking so gingerly.
The man smiled and remarked, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there son, but I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck."
"Yeah," Little Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Answers: A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fire man's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever.
When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Little Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which explained why the dog was walking so gingerly.
The man smiled and remarked, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there son, but I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck."
"Yeah," Little Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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take offence are you little Johnny's mother
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thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha very funny lol
i read a simialr joke...you stole it! and the orginal one was a girl!
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