The same thoughts - funny or not?!
Question: Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse, when Schwartz realizes he's losing $500.
Suddenly, he clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing the game, but standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"
They decide to draw straws, and Goldberg picks the shortest one. They tell him to be discreet and gentle, but most of all, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet !!! what are you talking about, I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. In fact, discretion is my middle name, just leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Schwartz's apartment, and knocks on the door.
Mrs. Schwartz answers and says, "Who's there and what do you want?"
"It's me Goldberg, I come to tell you that your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."
The wife answers, "Tell him to drop dead!"
"No problem, Mrs. Schwartz".
Answers: Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse, when Schwartz realizes he's losing $500.
Suddenly, he clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing the game, but standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"
They decide to draw straws, and Goldberg picks the shortest one. They tell him to be discreet and gentle, but most of all, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet !!! what are you talking about, I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. In fact, discretion is my middle name, just leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Schwartz's apartment, and knocks on the door.
Mrs. Schwartz answers and says, "Who's there and what do you want?"
"It's me Goldberg, I come to tell you that your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."
The wife answers, "Tell him to drop dead!"
"No problem, Mrs. Schwartz".
what a nice way to tell her, pmsl
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Nice one :)
not bad
better than the others you've posted today
Good one.
Good one.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Discreet???
LMAO... Hahahahahahahaha...
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan he is the best... Hichichichehehehehe...
funny,thanks
Ermmmm. Was that supposed to be funny?
That was cruel but so funny. lol
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Sorry I don't like gambling, so the joke failed.
I don't like alcohol, but the funniest things happen with booze, so I will accept a bar joke.
Ironicaly I love blondes, and I recall some great blonde jokes, but I hate prejudice so I'm ashamed of the funny jokes I know like that.
Worst of all is jokes about the so-called love act. some are memorable, but I try not to think of them any more.
cool
hahaha very funny lol
hehehe, he got out of that one, pmsl
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Funny. lol.
Brill yet again lol.
very funny