Cheating wife - funny or not?!
Question: A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
fall out of tree, not see.
......NO FEE
Answers: A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
fall out of tree, not see.
......NO FEE
hahaha funny lol
lol its ok...
Lol very good, not heard this one before.
I can see your trying that one was a little better.
not
Lol, made me laugh!
LMFAO and then ROTFL
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Moral of the story:
Yu play
Yu no work
Yu get no money
Yu'll remain hungry...
:-)
Very funny lol
Perhaps one of the oldest chines jokes. But, still very good
i like that one. There are a lot of different versions of it and i never heard that one before.
LOL!!!! Litterally lol, good one!
i love the ending you deserve another starr!
good job
hehehehehe
mr.teriaki (sorry just had to ryhme there..)....:P haha. nice one!!!
haha some help he was. lol
another quality offering hun, pmsl
starred
shite he he
hehehe, a chinese take out then, pmsl
star time
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Wow. lol.
Hehe lol superb.
very very clever