Witty signs - funny or true?!
Question: Vets office: "all unattended children given free kitten"
Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"
Sign at the psychic's Hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."
At a Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
On an Electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."
At an Optometrists Office
"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
Answers: Vets office: "all unattended children given free kitten"
Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"
Sign at the psychic's Hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."
At a Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
On an Electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."
At an Optometrists Office
"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
Good ones thanks
I like them, they are funny and true! Keep 'em comming sweetie!
good good
Most of these are funny, but there are a few that I could have done without; like the towing company one.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
One more:
On the side of a van - "Patel & Son, Builders. You've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
hilarious,thanks have to forward this to my friends
very funny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
A couple I've seen:
An auto radiator repair shop: "A great place to take a leak"
A cesspool company: "You're #2 made us #1"
hahaha very funny lol
nice
A1 ! great thinking .
great list hun, pmsl
starred
Very true. lol.
yes, they were funny, pmsl
star time
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Very funny lol
10/10 very good