Crazy thoughts ? part 3?!
Question: I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, "Nearest the bull goes first" He went "Baah" and I went "Moo" He said "You're closest" = I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said "I careered off the road"==I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.==I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.==I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said "Eurostar"===I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.
Answers: I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, "Nearest the bull goes first" He went "Baah" and I went "Moo" He said "You're closest" = I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said "I careered off the road"==I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.==I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.==I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said "Eurostar"===I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.
whew...long story...
ahahhahahaahha.......
thanks...
yeh...you are a certified joker....
you rock!!!
hahaha that is so so funny lol.
very good have a star!!
i don't like to say these things normaly, but part 1 and 2 were better,although this one is good too. 9/10.*. thnx.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10