Crazy thoughts ? part 1?!


Question: I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, "That's Aboriginal."
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?"I said, "No, permanent."
I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said,"Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand."
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. 'Best Before End'
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he then?"
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."


Answers: I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, "That's Aboriginal."
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?"I said, "No, permanent."
I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said,"Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand."
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. 'Best Before End'
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he then?"
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."

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lol,lol,lol.10/10 for each of them.*.thnx.
they're brilliant...........i was chuckling to myself through out.



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