Oh no more from little Johnny?!
Question: On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," Little Johnny answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
Answers: On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," Little Johnny answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
Have a star for this one.
Excellent joke. Thank you. Another star for you. lol
ow bless, i wish that could of been there that would be so funny if that did happen , yeah funny!
doesnt work for me
good one!!
lol, so funny,thnx 10.
One of the best little jonnys ive ever read. And ive read them ALL
Lol! Little Johnny strikes again. Lol!
youare so funny.star. hhaahahahaahhahaahahhahaqhahhahahahaha
Wowww what a funny joke!!!lol!!!
aww how friggen cute!!!!!!
ewww...she's a urine sucker!
I dont know about that one!!! hmmmm
best of them so far
LOLOL I Like it thanks for the laugh.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10