How funny are you?!
Question: Tell me a joke, please.
No jokes are bad jokes, cause even if you make fun of it, you're still laughing :]
Answers: Tell me a joke, please.
No jokes are bad jokes, cause even if you make fun of it, you're still laughing :]
so this blond girl was going to new york. she was sitting in coach but half way through the flight she got up and moved to first class. the flight attendant went over and said "excuse me ma'am but you have to go back to your original seat" the blond replied "im blond, im beautiful, and i'm staying here." the flight attendant tried a few more times but got the same response. so the flight attendant went into the pilot and co-pilot and told them what had happened. the co-pilot got up and said "let me try." so he went over and told the blond that she had to move but the blond gave the same answer. he went back and then finally the pilot got up and said "my wife is blond. let me handle this." he went over to the blond and whispered something in her ear. she got up, said "oh im so sorry i didn't know, and went back to her seat." the pilot returned to the co-pilot and attendant who were amazed. the attendant asked "what did you tell her?" and the pilot responded "i told her that only coach was going to New York." :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THERE WAS THIS FAT BLACK GUY AND HE HAD A GENIE SO THE BLACK GUY SAID TO THE GENIE i WANNA BE WHITE, SKINNY, AND ALWAYS AROUND *****.
SO THE GENIE SAID OK POOOOOF ***** U A TAMPON!
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles...
The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is mole-asses!"
funny?
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his penis and the bartender says hey you have a steering wheel on your penis and the pirate says arrrrgg its been drivin me nuts
U mite be a redneck if:
-Ur dog and ur wallet r both on a chain.
-If u've been on tv more than 5 x describing what the tornado sounded like.
-If u've evr located ur kids with the scope of ur hunting rifle.
-If u mow ur lawn & find ur car.
AND
-If u've evr stared @ a carton of Orange Juice, coz it said "Concentrate."
So a doctor, a priest and an engineer are playing golf. All of a sudden, a ball flies past their heads and they see two blind guys at the next hole, swinging their clubs and having a grand time.
The doctor asks his caddie, "What are those blind guys doing playing golf?"
"Oh," says the caddie, "Those are the firefighters who went blind in the explosion when the clubhouse burned a couple of years ago. The country club lets them play for free whenever they want."
The doctor says, "Well I have a friend who is an eye specialist. Here's my number - have them call me and I'll get them a consultation. Maybe we can save their eyes after all."
The priest says, "Tell them I'll say a mass and have the sisters pray a novena for them."
The engineer says, "Why the heck can't they play at night?"
Get it?
an Old lady went into a drug store and went strait to the pharmacist and ask him if he had ever made a mistake on anyones prescription? Ever gave the wrong medicine that killed any one? The pharmacist said no to both questions! So the old Lady said "Well then, I'll take a box of epsom salt!
Funny? I am that funy and humorous that my mind works so fast .in other words I am a natural comediene...........but telling you a joke for me seems orchestrated...I tell jokes on the spot or I make commentary jokes..but to tell you a joke now to see if you laugh or not..is no way/are you joking heheheh?the point is even jokes are relative, what maybe are funny to me may not be funny to you..and mind you jokes are culture-bound!!It may sound weird or corny or tasteless if we translate some jokes.....meanwhile i asure you that whe you get to know me you will really laugh..........and its endless, because my being funny is in my wits...........did i disobey you> well this is a joke!!!