Men who'd have them!! funny!!?!
Question: Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They don’t stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a ****.
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: Not enough time.
Q: How does a man prove his ability to plan for the future?
A: By buying a case of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: When do you care for a man’s company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They’re married.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don’t know, it’s never happened.
Q: Why are married women heavier than single Women?
A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Answers: Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They don’t stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a ****.
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: Not enough time.
Q: How does a man prove his ability to plan for the future?
A: By buying a case of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: When do you care for a man’s company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They’re married.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don’t know, it’s never happened.
Q: Why are married women heavier than single Women?
A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
love love love em girl!!!
hell yeah!
Ouch!!! A little below the belt, but kinda funny.
LOL! Got another one for ya
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: It depends how thinly you slice them. ;)
ROFLMAO! I am so stealing all of those jokes!
funny
funny.
lool haha star!
AND YOU CALL MEN "SEXIST PIGS"?!?!
YOU HAVE QUITE THE KNACK FOR MAKING HUGE DISCRIMINATORY GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT ENTIRE GROUPS YOURSELF.
NOW THINK ABOUT THAT AFTER YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE BIG WORDS I WROTE MEAN.