Guts & Balls?!
Question: We've all heard about people having guts or balls,but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
Answers: We've all heard about people having guts or balls,but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
Outragiously funny!!!
Thank you for the belly laugh!!!
You get all of the points tonight my friend!!!
uhhhh welll sure
Funny! lol!
I hope you believe in sex before marriage cos there is none after.
wow this was awesome and i agree
They both end in death
oooo yeah
Visibly you have both. Pretty funnnnnnnnn-y!!!
did you copy this from somewhere i heard this on some website before like 5 months ago.
But what if a girl was coming home and saying your next you would say she has balls?
this just made my day. Now I'll know the difference so this just changed my life. I'll never be the same. thanks
soooooooooooooooooooo.........WHATS UR QUESTION?????!!!!!!????
OMG!
That is TOO funny
Heard that already
haha!
yea, thanks for clearing that up.
that was soo funny...lmao...=]
Lol love thanks for that laugh you really had me in stiches.I see them nasties is in full force again tonight,but here have a star.And have a lovely day cause here in the UK it's sleeping time.xxxxxxxx
great one!!! my wife didn't like it tho....
well heavens, what is your question? Do we know the difference between them? It appears you've answered that, so what's your point? Just informing the masses here or trying to be funny? Falls a bit short of hilarity. Could you explain this to my 10-year-old, reading over my shoulder? Take your impropriety elsewhere.
HA! Fell off my chair laughing! Thanks!