Dopey....I think its funny :)?!
Question: The seven dwarves go to the Vatican and because they are who they are, they are given an audience with the Pope.
Dopey assumes the role of spokesperson for the dwarves.
"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
"I am curious to know, your Eminence, whether there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope raises his brow at this odd question, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No my son, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a couple of the dwarves snicker.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Then turns back to the Holy Father.
"Your Worship, could there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Europe, who might possibly be visiting Rome?"
The Pope, genuinely puzzled, thinks longer this time, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time all the dwarves giggle with uncontrollable snorts.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Then resumes, "Eminent Father! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, as far as I am aware there are no dwarf nuns anywhere on earth."
At this the other dwarves collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting...........
"Dopey screwed a penguin!", "Dopey screwed a penguin!"
Answers: The seven dwarves go to the Vatican and because they are who they are, they are given an audience with the Pope.
Dopey assumes the role of spokesperson for the dwarves.
"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
"I am curious to know, your Eminence, whether there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope raises his brow at this odd question, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No my son, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a couple of the dwarves snicker.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Then turns back to the Holy Father.
"Your Worship, could there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Europe, who might possibly be visiting Rome?"
The Pope, genuinely puzzled, thinks longer this time, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time all the dwarves giggle with uncontrollable snorts.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Then resumes, "Eminent Father! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, as far as I am aware there are no dwarf nuns anywhere on earth."
At this the other dwarves collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting...........
"Dopey screwed a penguin!", "Dopey screwed a penguin!"
omg that is the best joke i think I have ever heard I am going to send this to everyone I know!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
LOL that is really really funny, thanks for making me laugh!! ahahahahahahahahahhahah
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Keep the great jokes coming!
=) Haha I am laughing so hard that everyone is staring at me...
that was really funny good one 5 stars
i'll never get this minute back :(
hahaha. that's funny :)
ok thats kinda funny but very immature
AWESOME
have a star
Good, but a little long.
It is official I am tired
Yes I laughed at that joke.
whew.
goodnight
Yes it's funny.
And actually I'm going to post it as an answer on a question that asked which best joke I heard of.
hehe Cute!!!