What is your favorite bar joke?!
Question: Mine is the following.
A Irish man goes into a new bar (new for him) and orders 3 drinks to be served at once. The bartender gives him an eye, but serves the drinks. The man drinks them all, one after another and then leaves. The man becomes a regular and comes in every day & orders the exact same. This goes on for some time & one day, the bartender becomes curious. He asks the gent why he drinks like that. The man replied, well, I have always been close to my 2 brothers and since we have all moved away from each other, I drink 3 drinks a night to remember us all together as we used to be. Of course it satisfies the barkeep. The man soon becomes friends with many of the other bar patrons.
One day, the man walked in & ordered only 2 drinks. The bar became deathly quiet. The bartender walked over with his drinks & said, "Tonight, the drinks are on the house & I am sorry for your loss.".
The man looked puzzled for a moment, then his face cleared and he said....
Answers: Mine is the following.
A Irish man goes into a new bar (new for him) and orders 3 drinks to be served at once. The bartender gives him an eye, but serves the drinks. The man drinks them all, one after another and then leaves. The man becomes a regular and comes in every day & orders the exact same. This goes on for some time & one day, the bartender becomes curious. He asks the gent why he drinks like that. The man replied, well, I have always been close to my 2 brothers and since we have all moved away from each other, I drink 3 drinks a night to remember us all together as we used to be. Of course it satisfies the barkeep. The man soon becomes friends with many of the other bar patrons.
One day, the man walked in & ordered only 2 drinks. The bar became deathly quiet. The bartender walked over with his drinks & said, "Tonight, the drinks are on the house & I am sorry for your loss.".
The man looked puzzled for a moment, then his face cleared and he said....
lol. that funnny
they aint bar jokes lol
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