During a messy divorce - funny or not?!
Question: A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.
"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"
"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"
"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"
"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"
"I'd like to live with Watford Football Club" the boy replied quickly.
"Why on earth would you want to live with the Watford Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"
Answers: A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.
"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"
"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"
"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"
"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"
"I'd like to live with Watford Football Club" the boy replied quickly.
"Why on earth would you want to live with the Watford Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"
Yep that's Johnny all over again up to his old tricks. hahahaha
Made me chuckle : )
hmmm....alright!
I get it but I don't find it funny. Although I never find jokes funny...
Lol, Princess Lola x
funny
Cute.
Can you replace "Waltford Football Club" with the "Portland Trailblazers"???
i heard this before a few months ago when michaigan was getting beat by everybody
Haha..........only little Johnny
yea ok il give you it . . .it was funny!! heres a star x
Haha I like it, but it's very much for people who live near the Watford Football Club. However, that could be replaced by any local sports team.
watford...hilarious
i thought it was funny lol =)
aint it the truth.lol
^_^
very good i will tell that one to hubby he loves footie ones and a star coming right up for the lady>>>>>>>>>>>>star
hehehe, he knows where his best interests lie, pmsl
star time
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lol like it!
lol!
Johnny always has the last word. Thanks for sharing. lol
hahaha.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
not really