Isn't this funny??!
Question: A couple is on their honeymoon and the new bride tells her husband to be gentle because she is a virgin. Shocked, the groom says:"But you've been married three times before!"
"Yeah", she says, "but my first husband was a psychologist and only wanted to talk about it, my second husband was a gynechologist and only wanted to look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector and only wanted to........God, I miss him."
After a moment of silence, she then turns to her newest husband and says:" And since you're a lawyer, I know I'm going to get screwed."
Answers: A couple is on their honeymoon and the new bride tells her husband to be gentle because she is a virgin. Shocked, the groom says:"But you've been married three times before!"
"Yeah", she says, "but my first husband was a psychologist and only wanted to talk about it, my second husband was a gynechologist and only wanted to look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector and only wanted to........God, I miss him."
After a moment of silence, she then turns to her newest husband and says:" And since you're a lawyer, I know I'm going to get screwed."
LOL, good one!
Lol! A star!
xDD
Ooh, very nice.
Yes this is definitely funny.
Great one.
Superb. LOL
YOU ARE GOOOOOOOOOD AT THIS,
VERY GOOD I LIKE IT!!!
lol....brilliant...lol
LOL. haha... a star for u!
"God, I miss him!" ..... hahahaha
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awesome joke
A choice humour item for fans of john grisham -- and, for people with sense of humour! thanq!
I think it is funny but some lawyers may not. lol
lol..very good...a gas station attendant would be good too..he can check her oil with his dipstick!