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Question: A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes
in and 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't
remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be
OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but something
happened. I'm trying to break this gently to you, but your willy was
chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'
Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got 9,000
compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact.
But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an
inch.' The bloke perks up at this.

'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many
inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.
I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a
nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one
before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she
might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in
helping you make the decision.'

So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the
next day.
'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?'
'I have.' says the fellow.
'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
'She has' says the bloke.
'And what is it?' asks the doctor...


'We're having a new kitchen.'


Answers: A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes
in and 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't
remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be
OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but something
happened. I'm trying to break this gently to you, but your willy was
chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'
Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got 9,000
compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact.
But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an
inch.' The bloke perks up at this.

'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many
inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.
I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a
nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one
before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she
might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in
helping you make the decision.'

So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the
next day.
'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?'
'I have.' says the fellow.
'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
'She has' says the bloke.
'And what is it?' asks the doctor...


'We're having a new kitchen.'

*hehehe*

brilliant! wonder what he did to deserve this?

HUH?????

cool

hahahaha, very good.

With a really nice cooker and taps...lol

lol

lol

...What?

LOL

Excellent.

lolololololol
hahahaha
niceeeeeee

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
4/10



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