Fave blonde joke.........?!


Question: Two blondes standing on either side of a river.

Blonde #1: yells, "How do I get to the other side?"

Blonde #2: "You're already there.........!!!!"


Answers: Two blondes standing on either side of a river.

Blonde #1: yells, "How do I get to the other side?"

Blonde #2: "You're already there.........!!!!"

I actually hate blond jokes but that's funny.

hahaha that's cute! I like it!
I may be blonde, but I can enjoy a blonde joke like the rest of you!

blonde joke r getting sooo lame.

hahah
i love blonde jokes
too bad im blonde

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
A sign of artificial intelligence.

i like it..

thats funny man keep it up

from a blonde, not bad heard better.................

Lol!
Good one!

my favs:
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Blonde: Doctor! Doctor!
Doctor: What?
Blonde: Last night I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirins!
Doctor: Well? What happened?
Blonde: After two I felt... better!

Why do blondes like to wear shoulder pads?

I - don't - know! [as her head bounces from one shoulder to the other...]

Then there's the one about the drunk who stumbled out of a bar and asked the blonde standing there to call him a cab.
She replied, 'you're a cab'.

Okay so this redhead tells her doctor that her body hurts all over, wherever she touches it is excruciating pain, the Doctor says prove it to me, and she touches her elbow and screams out in agony then she touches her leg and again cries out in pain, then she touches her arm and squeals, the Doc says your not really a redhead are you? she says well no I am a blonde and Doc says that's what I thought .....your finger is broke...LOL

Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can understand them.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold?
A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

There was a blond on a plane to Detroit who got up from her seat in coach and sat down in First Class. The stewardess when up to her and politely asked her to return to her seat in coach. The blond turned to the stewardess and said "look, I am blond and I am beautiful, nothing is going to get me out of this seat until we get to Detroit." Well the Stewardess asked the copilot and pilot for help to which the copilot went and also politely asked the blond to go back to her seat to which she again replied "look, I am blond and I am beautiful, nothing is going to get me out of this seat until we get to Detroit". So the copilot went to the pilot and said that it looks hopeless. Well the pilot simply stated that he speaks blond and said he would handle it. He went up to the blond whispered in her ear and immediately she got up and went to her seat. The stewardess and copilot looked amazed and asked the pilot how he did that. He simple responded "I just told her that First Class wasn't going to Detroit."

lol lucky im not too much of a blond lol

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

>> Blonde goes to hairdessers to have a haircut....
The blonde is wearing headphones & the hairdresser accidentally knocks them off the blondes head & they fall to the floor.
The blonde then promptly falls to the floor & her face begins turning blue.
The hairdresser picks up the headphones off the floor & holds them to her ear....whereby she hears........
Breathe in.....breathe out......breathe in.......breathe out....



>> A blonde sitting in the middle of a paddock in a row boat. Pretending to row.
Another blonde passes by & yells out ~ it's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad reputation
>> The blonde in the boat yells back.....Oooh, if I had my swimsuit on, I'd swim over there & punch you in the nose.

hehehehe! I love it ~ but I'm allowed to coz I'm blonde.
Ciao!

I love blonde jokes.



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