Is a vibrator better than a man ? part 2?!


Question: 21. It never asks me to suck its di*k 22. It never asks me to swallow 23. It never pushes my head down towards it and tries to force me to give it a blo* job. 24. It never can’t get up and begs for some or*l to assist it in rising to the occasion. 25. It never spits nasty c*m at me. 26. It doesn’t leave a nasty wet spot. 27. It doesn’t pout and make me feel like I’m fuc*ing a small child 28. It doesn’t think natural bodily functions are taboo. 29. It doesn’t make crude comments about “periods”, PMS or anything to do with douches. 30. It makes me happy, really, really happy 31. It has manners 32. It is never insensitive or crude 33. It doesn’t bring up all its other lovers 34. It never tells me the same boring conquest story over and over 35. It never watches sports on TV 36. It never goes out and has revenge sex 37. It has attachments that come in various sizes and colors to meet ALL my needs 38. It is always there when I need it. see part 3

Answers: 21. It never asks me to suck its di*k 22. It never asks me to swallow 23. It never pushes my head down towards it and tries to force me to give it a blo* job. 24. It never can’t get up and begs for some or*l to assist it in rising to the occasion. 25. It never spits nasty c*m at me. 26. It doesn’t leave a nasty wet spot. 27. It doesn’t pout and make me feel like I’m fuc*ing a small child 28. It doesn’t think natural bodily functions are taboo. 29. It doesn’t make crude comments about “periods”, PMS or anything to do with douches. 30. It makes me happy, really, really happy 31. It has manners 32. It is never insensitive or crude 33. It doesn’t bring up all its other lovers 34. It never tells me the same boring conquest story over and over 35. It never watches sports on TV 36. It never goes out and has revenge sex 37. It has attachments that come in various sizes and colors to meet ALL my needs 38. It is always there when I need it. see part 3
there's a part 3 ? i didn't know! i .only read part 1&2
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    • Another good one. Thanks for sharing. lol
    1:- It can't give you babies...

    2:- It can't bring you breakfast in bed, give you foot massages, squash that scary spider or mow the lawn...

    3: - You have a sad life...
    i read the other ones first because that is how they came on in my inbox!
    love them....star.
    is anybody else really scared over that fact that a dude is posting this stuff about Vibrators?
    good point timeflo
    What is up with you!
    surely you shouldn't be encouraging this!!!
    hahaha!
    i have never read such a funny joke.
    you are good. keep it up.
    But it can never hug you and caress you and give you the feeling that it cares you very much.

    It can not ask you 'how do you ?'

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