Hope this isnt too rude?!
Question: Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers..
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Answers: Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers..
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
It's not rude at all (to me anyway)
It's hilarious ha ha ha..
haha funny
LMFAO wuda been funny if she said "as long as it fits on a cigarette " lmao soooooooooooo funny yaz made my day
hehehehehehee that is so funny =D i like that one! that is crazy!
This is so funny!
LMAO
wow thats a good one
LOL thats a good one. :)
im not a laughing type, but i laughed soooo hard!!!!!!!!
OMG!!! That's funny! Got any more?
OH MY GOSH!!! lol that was funny!!
lmfao...great one
nice name drop hahaha funny joke