Star if funny...or corny...or silly...?!


Question: What do you call a boy with no legs below the knees?
Neil.
What do you call a boy with no arms, no legs, in the ocean?
Bob.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no genitals?
Still no f*cking idea.


Answers: What do you call a boy with no legs below the knees?
Neil.
What do you call a boy with no arms, no legs, in the ocean?
Bob.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no genitals?
Still no f*cking idea.

Love them!
Following on from the girl-with-one-leg, what do you call a girl with no legs?
Noleen.

corny totally corny

The boy jokes are funny but not the deer jokes, I don't really get them

umm.... was that supposed to be funny?

very corny

eh

Ok - but you missed a couple :
What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs who's hanging on the wall?
Art
What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs who's
laying on your front doorstep?
Matt
What do you call a girl with one leg?
Eileen
By the way - what's up with the deer jokes? Either I am dumb, or they are...

stupid?

nopeeee



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