A bit of peace and quite??!
Question: Tom worked for a brewery for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress,
he quits his job and lives as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week etc.... Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Bob, your neighbour from ten miles up the road... having a
party Friday night... thought you might like to come."
"Great", says Tom, "after six months here I'm ready to meet some locals"
As Bob is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with
the best of 'em."
"More 'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been
all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should
I wear?"
"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us.
Answers: Tom worked for a brewery for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress,
he quits his job and lives as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week etc.... Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Bob, your neighbour from ten miles up the road... having a
party Friday night... thought you might like to come."
"Great", says Tom, "after six months here I'm ready to meet some locals"
As Bob is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with
the best of 'em."
"More 'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been
all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should
I wear?"
"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Barn Dance and all and he is the Belle of the Ball, lol.!!!
Excellent one No8.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
i'm moving back to the city
Cute never heard that one before!
haha, its funny
luv look at the two of us,i feel a song coming on!!
lmao, u get a star :)
i've heard that one , it was funny
lol i heard it before a while back...i rly loved it thnx for reminding me. my teacher told it to us and his version was the guy was in the middle of nowhere in scotland...and my teacher has this really really good scottish accent...so it was like 10 times funnier than it shud be cuz his accent was so cool hehe
ohhh the funneee ones back!!!
new to me, good one!
hahahahahahahahaha
nicee
Funny! 10!