Quotes from employee appraisal reports?!
Question: 1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
3 I would not allow this associate to breed.
4 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
5 When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
6 He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
7 This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8 She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
9 This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.
10
This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
Answers: 1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
3 I would not allow this associate to breed.
4 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
5 When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
6 He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
7 This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8 She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
9 This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.
10
This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
ha ha ha
I have heard this before in my appriasal training! Is that you Peter?
Nice joke thanks for sharing. hahaha
this person is either harsh or that company is doomed. they're real funny =]
Works well when watched
Sets himself very low targets and repeatedly fails to attain them
When his Dad dies, I'm sure will fill the Village Idiot vacancy
ha ha ha funny
LOL cute ty
Oh my...I swear I've met a few of these folks! Thanks for the chuckles :)
hahaha funny lol
Another Awesome one!!
hahahaha lol
seen this full thing in a book before! thanx for sharing!
hahaha, so funny.
an oldie but a goodie