Crazy questions part 2?!


Question: If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS wer e to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?


Answers: If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS wer e to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

lol

ha ha ha funny

lmao

that was good.

really crazy. l?l

at the first one, models are EXposed so kinda means the same doesnt it?

very good >>>>>>>>>>>star

Thanks for the laughs. I started my day with Mussorgsky's "Pictures at an Exposition" and then got this for a bonus. GREAT start to my day! Again, thanks!

All quite funny.
Fed-ex and UPS merger, I prefer UPSex.

rubbish

Another good joke and another star to go with it.

very funny lol



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