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Question: Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm. He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: "Hey Granddad, the bull is ******* the cow". Granddad informs Johnny that he won't tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like "Granddad the bull is surprising the cow." A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: "Granddad the bull is surprising the cows." Granddad says to Johnny: "I'm pleased to hear that after my conversation with you a few weeks ago you have cleaned up your language. However, your grammar is not quite correct. It is not "the bull is surprising the cows". It is "the bull is surprising
the cow". The bull can only surprise one cow at a time". Johnny replies: "No Granddad, the bull is surprising all the cows because he's ******* the horse!"
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Answers: Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm. He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: "Hey Granddad, the bull is ******* the cow". Granddad informs Johnny that he won't tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like "Granddad the bull is surprising the cow." A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: "Granddad the bull is surprising the cows." Granddad says to Johnny: "I'm pleased to hear that after my conversation with you a few weeks ago you have cleaned up your language. However, your grammar is not quite correct. It is not "the bull is surprising the cows". It is "the bull is surprising
the cow". The bull can only surprise one cow at a time". Johnny replies: "No Granddad, the bull is surprising all the cows because he's ******* the horse!"
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15/20 and a star.....and a joke too.......E-njoy
There was a Jewish man who did circumcisions on small Jewish baby boys. He had been doing it for years and all the time collected the foreskins from all the babies. He had quite a lot, then one day walked past a shop that had the following sign in the window, "We Can Make Anything Out Of Anything - Just Bring The Material" So the Jewish man went in and asked them to make a purse from the foreskins he had collected. He was told to come back in a week's time when it would be ready. A week later, he returned to the shop to collect the purse. He complemented the shopkeeper for doing such a fine job and asked how much he owed him. "$50" said the shopkeeper. "$50, for such a small purse, you must be joking! How come it's so expensive?" The shopkeeper replied "Ah, you see this is no ordinary purse...if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase"
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funny very funny made me have a giggle.
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