Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male?!
Question: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.
Answers: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.
Top 10 reason why computers must be FEMALE!
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
5. Beauty is only shell deep
6. They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed
7. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
8. Smalltalk is important
9. You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong
10. One missed period and they go wild
good one
Lame, and it's only been around the internet about 700 times.
Ahhh.. yes.. I forgot about this one! :o)
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Is this a question or are you chatting
LOL love it! 1 star form me!
very good! i will star!
LMAO!!!
cool =]
Ha. About as funny as the top 10 reasons beer is better than a woman, which is to say, not very.
i like it.
GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!
Now.. Im confused about this Sooraj...:
Top 10 reason why computers must be FEMALE!
1. Picky, Picky, Picky
2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean
3. Beauty is only shell deep
4. They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed
5. When you ask what's wrong, they say 'nothing' <--- YOUR COMPUTER RESPONDS WHEN YOU TALK TO IT??? AWSOME COMPUTER MAN!!!
6. They are always turning simple statements into big productions
7. Smalltalk is important
8. You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong
9. They make you take the garbage out <--- HOW DOES A COMPUTER MAKE YOU TAKE THE TRASH OUT? ONCE AGAIN...... AWSOME COMPUTER IF YOU ASK ME :)
10. One missed period and they go wild
Never heard that one before. Star for you!
will you play with my STIFFIE
hehe :)
because their software is harddrive
heheheheh
love it! and i also love sooraj's answer too!! lmaoooo
Lol im male and i think its funny hahahahahhahahahhaha
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Nice one ya gameel, keep them coming.