The Truth About Wives?!
Question: The following statements were proven as completely true by a panel of distinguished men (who were immediately clubbed to death by their wives).
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q: How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t...there is a clock on the oven.
Answers: The following statements were proven as completely true by a panel of distinguished men (who were immediately clubbed to death by their wives).
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q: How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t...there is a clock on the oven.
To Star or not to Star...That is the question!
If I Star will it be assumed I LIKE these answers (and I'll get clubbed), or because I think it's funny they gave them (I'll STILL get clubbed), or that it's funny that they got clubbed for saying them (Yeah, women will believe THAT...I'd still get clubbed.).
If I DON'T Star will it be assumed I AGREE with these answers & don't think them funny (I'd get clubbed), or that I DON'T think it's funny they got clubbed for giving them (I'll STILL get clubbed)...
Sighhhhhhhhhhh...Either way I get clubbed, at least this way YOU get a star for it... Is getting clubbed worth 2 points? 10 Mabey... (hint hint)
if you arrive home and find your wife in the tv room, you should ?
Shorten her chain she's not supposed to come out of the kitchen