Ever wondered xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does a Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Answers: Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does a Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Good ones thanks
That is funny. Thanks lol
ha ha ha funny
Thats hilarious!
lmao! You've made my day hehe x
lol.... what are male ballerinas called?
lol. i dont even no how 2 answer 1 of ur questions,but tanx 4 da laugh.lol
ha ha ha
Interesting lol
those are well funny, pmsl
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Too Funny!!! pmsl!
thanks