30 Dumb Facts About Men?!


Question: 1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.

2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.

5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.


Answers: 1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.

2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.

5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

Even though the above might be true, we have to deal with them, you see......

"A man is like a fine wine.

He starts out raw as grapes,

and it's a woman's job

to stomp on him

and keep him in the dark

until he matures into something

she'd like to have dinner with."

Is it that time of the month for you??? ;^)))

thank you very much....

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

errr. go sister?

I did starred it! It's so funny! Thank you farah!
But what is the reply for this one?
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

Thats too funny!!! and true!!!!

1. Why does a woman have a clear conscience?
Because she has her friends tell her what to do

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first?
The man, because the woman is full of HOT air

5. How are women like commercials?
Because they interupt your favorite shows and repeat themselves constantly

7. What do you call a woman with a full brain?
Married to a man

8. What's the difference between government bonds and women?
Bonds gain money, not spend it

9. What did God say after creating man?
Better give him someone to do.

20. What should you give a man who has everything?
A muzzle and a cage to put his wife.

haha and its all so true

very nice and funny thank u :D

15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
HAR har har har har SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

21.Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?Probably because of exhaustion in which women tend to lose their mind.

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Objection !

The black widow spiders kill their males after mating so they wouldn't be dressed up in black for nothing

Well, farah, enough is enough
That's tooooooo much :D

aww poor men, thats so mean! lol

I just loved it!!!!!!!!!!!

why didnt u write it in egypt section?


yea i love it sooooooooo much thx farah
big kisses for u



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