Weather jokes - funny or not?!


Question: Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile!

Probably the last completely accurate forecast was when God told Noah there was a 100 percent chance of precipitation.

If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt"

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxis!

Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get!


Answers: Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile!

Probably the last completely accurate forecast was when God told Noah there was a 100 percent chance of precipitation.

If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt"

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxis!

Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get!

Some good ones there. hahaha

dam .. its pisin down again..lol

your jokes are soooo funny... im peeing me pants again and again.. stop it.. ha ha ha... stop it...

hmmmm not so funny

terrible!! all terrible! lol

lol, i think those are funny....made me smile

I love jokes:

Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
It was an Udder disaster!
LOL

pretty unfunny... sorry

LOL!!!

Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
not funny

A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
not funny

Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile!
a little funny.

Probably the last completely accurate forecast was when God told Noah there was a 100 percent chance of precipitation.
funny

If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?
funny part way

The wind is like the air, only pushier.
not funny

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
funny

And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt"
not funny

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxis!
funny

Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get!
a little funny

hahaha funny lol

not

will watch the weather forcast in a different way now after reading that, pmsl hun

have a star

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