Dracula Jokes - funny or not?!
Question: Q. What did Dracula say after reading Halloween jokes? A. They bite!
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
Q. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A necktarine
Q. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.
Q. What songs does Dracula hate? A. “You Are My Sunshine” and “Sunshine on my Shoulders.
Q. Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula? A. He has a bat temper.
Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist? A. He had a fang-ache.
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club.
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.
Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.
Q. What did Dracula have for dessert? A. Whine & Ice scream
Q. What is Dracula’s favorite restaraunt? A. Murder King
Answers: Q. What did Dracula say after reading Halloween jokes? A. They bite!
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
Q. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A necktarine
Q. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.
Q. What songs does Dracula hate? A. “You Are My Sunshine” and “Sunshine on my Shoulders.
Q. Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula? A. He has a bat temper.
Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist? A. He had a fang-ache.
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club.
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.
Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.
Q. What did Dracula have for dessert? A. Whine & Ice scream
Q. What is Dracula’s favorite restaraunt? A. Murder King
hahaha funny lol
yeh... funny... ha ha
Fangs but no fangs.
LOL
I would say best so far for lol
dead funny.lol
Some of them are really good, some were a tad lame. Over all I give it a thumbs up!
sorry to say but they sound like jokes a 10 year old would tell
nice ones!i have two more..but one is really a bad one.....
Dracula came on Earth trying to feed on virgins..he died hungry...
what does Dracula do with an used tampax?
he makes tea....
hahaha funny lol
lol. thats good.
nice
another great list hun, pmsl
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