Parrots don't you just love them?!
Question: A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant
Shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an
Absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch flowery".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up,
"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So
saying,
she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and
squawks at the woman. "F===! .... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman
Trying not to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un-f===king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now
two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes,"
complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.
"In-f==king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new
prostitutes, but the same old clients ....
How ya doin', Dave?.
Answers: A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant
Shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an
Absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch flowery".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up,
"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So
saying,
she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and
squawks at the woman. "F===! .... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman
Trying not to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un-f===king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now
two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes,"
complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.
"In-f==king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new
prostitutes, but the same old clients ....
How ya doin', Dave?.
Giggle giggle, omg that is so so funny, l love it, ha ha ha, get me to the toilet quick, ha ha ha. love Jo xx
ha ha ha funny
an old one but still a good one
Really funny
That is funny. Thanks lol
brilliant, have a star!
Excellent joke. Thanks for sharing lol
Yeah very good and funny. lol
brilliant! lmao!!! ha ha ha
Good one!