Penguin Joke.?!
Question: A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he
noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it
was leaking oil all over the road.
The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the
mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic said he had a few others to
look at first but if he came back in an hour he could tell the penguin
what was wrong with his car. The penguin agreed and went for a walk.
He found an ice-cream shop and thought a big bowl of vanilla ice cream
would really hit the spot, since he was a penguin and it was Arizona in
the summer, after all. He sat down at the counter and started in on his
ice cream. Of course he had no hands so it was rather messy. By the time
he was done he had ice cream all over his flippers, and his mouth was a
total mess.
He walked back to the service station and said to the mechanic, "Did you
find out what is wrong with my car?"
The mechanic replied, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
"No no," said the penguin. "It's just ice cream."
Answers: A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he
noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it
was leaking oil all over the road.
The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the
mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic said he had a few others to
look at first but if he came back in an hour he could tell the penguin
what was wrong with his car. The penguin agreed and went for a walk.
He found an ice-cream shop and thought a big bowl of vanilla ice cream
would really hit the spot, since he was a penguin and it was Arizona in
the summer, after all. He sat down at the counter and started in on his
ice cream. Of course he had no hands so it was rather messy. By the time
he was done he had ice cream all over his flippers, and his mouth was a
total mess.
He walked back to the service station and said to the mechanic, "Did you
find out what is wrong with my car?"
The mechanic replied, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
"No no," said the penguin. "It's just ice cream."
O-M-G!! thats funnie, ya made my depressing day better with a stomach full of laughs. Thankies. ^.^
Funny
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
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sick but funny.
A whole new meaning to Chilly Willy!
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