Little Johnny: Joke?!
Question: One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for
a show ofhands
from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My
father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good,Suzie," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at
the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant,
and he said, "Beautiful, ...just fu*king beautiful!"
Answers: One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for
a show ofhands
from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My
father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good,Suzie," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at
the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant,
and he said, "Beautiful, ...just fu*king beautiful!"
Good joke thanks for sharing lol §§§
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Good joke. I enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing lol.
lol
hahahahaha good one
ha ha ha
like it
pmsl great joke, thanks
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