Got a good clean joke?!
Question: Keep it clean,though
Answers: Keep it clean,though
A farmer has a sick cow and decides to take it to the Vet
On route to the Vet the cow dies
So the farmer decides to have the Vet look at the dead cow anyway.
the vet says: sir your cow is dead.
the farmer says that's it? that's all you're going to tell me
so the Vet whistles and a cat comes in looks over the cow and shakes his head back and forth
so the vet says: "cat says your cow is dead"
and the farmer says how ridiculous how about another opinion,
so the Vet does another whistle, and this time in walks a large black dog
and the vet motions for the dog to check out the cow
so the dog walks around the cow and sniffs a bit paws at it a bit and then shakes his head back and forth and sits down in the corner
so the Vet says: "dog says your cow is dead, and that will be $!,000.00 please"
the farmer protests and says $1,000.00! for what you didn't even tell me what the cow died from,
and the Vet says: well my standard fee is $75.00
but with the "cat" scan and the "lab" work it's $1,000.00
Cheers
?RfD?
I like this one...I forget who wrote it in here...sorry.
The question was: "What's orange and sounds like a parrot"?
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The answer is: "A carrot"!
I've got a good one about a blunt pencil.
I don't wanna tell you it though.
Theres no point.
A women walks into a bar with a chicken under her arm.
The bartender says "Where'd you get the pig?"
"It's a chicken!"
"I was talking to the chicken"
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
Then the horse says "My wife was diagnosed with termina cancer and she's probably going to die."
"I meant it as a joke"
"YOU THINK DYING IS FUNNY, *****!"
Then the horse knocks out the bartender unconscious.
At a local hospital, the bartender is just waking up.
The doctor says "You took quite a blow. This horse said he found you unconscious and brought you here"
The horse says "Thank you doctor. You can just leave now."
When the doctor leaves the horse says "Now, where were we... oh yeah...YOU THINK DYING IS FUNNY*****!"
Then the horse kills the bartender. Oh the irony... if you eat horse meat
Why is 6 afraid of 7.
because 789
that is the best clean joke ever