What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?!
Question: You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all day long. Thank you.
Any more jokes?
Answers: You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all day long. Thank you.
Any more jokes?
thats a cute one; and i think all your jokes are good; some people just woke up the wrong side of bed this morning,
That joke is older than you are.
wow.....such uncharted intelligence
{sarcasm}
heard it
Did you get that off a laffy taffy wrapper?
keep them coming 10/10
not a good joke
sorry
hahaha!
3 gals on death row: brunette redhead and blonde so executioner goes up to the brunette and says "any final words b4 i shoot u?" she says no so the xecutioner says "ready... aim... " and then the brunette shouts "HURICANE!!" everyone is statled. they look around and she manages to escape.
the next day the angry executioner walks up to the redhead and says "any final words b4 i shoot u?" she says no so the xecutioner says "ready... aim... " and then the redhead shouts "TORNADO!!" everyone is statled. they look around and she manages to escape.
the next day the furious executioner walks up to the blonde and says "any final words b4 i shoot u?" she says no so the xecutioner says "ready... aim... " and then she shouts "FIRE!!"
Ha Ha but the answers is kind of obvious
Ok how about this joke...
A fat magician wearing and undershirt steps onto the stage
He says "I will now make this donut disapear," and then he eats the donut! Ha ha ha ha ha ah aha aha ha aha aha ha aha aha aha aha !
I think you're wrong. A pregnant lady is much brighter! : )
Old one..You can unscrew a light bulb
Q. How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. ONE!!! And it's not funny, damnit!
Confucius say: it takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Lmao! Mean... but funny! ;P
Wow, I was thinking of something much dirtier. My punchline might be:
When one pops, your are happy, and when the other pops, you get upset?
I feel like I need to wash my keyboard with soap now..... :P