More short Halloween jokes for the younger folks - funny or not?!
Question: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
She woke up too early in the mourning.
What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Fangsgiving Day dinner.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
She had bat breath.
How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern...
Who is the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?
A funny bone!
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
Skelly-vision!
What do Skeletons use when they want a chat?
A tele-bone!
Why did the wizard mix things in his cauldron?
His microwave was being repaired!
What do you get if you leave a pile of bones in the sun?
A Skele-tan.
What do you call a lady spook who works on an airplane?
An air-ghostess!
What do spooks eat in the interval?
Ice-scream!
What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher?
One stays awake and the other weighs a steak!
What's the difference between a silly ghost and a plate of cheese on toast?
One is easy to cheat the other is cheesy to eat!
What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
What's a mummy's favorite music?
Wrap Music!
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghosted.
What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries.
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!
Answers: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
She woke up too early in the mourning.
What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Fangsgiving Day dinner.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
She had bat breath.
How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern...
Who is the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?
A funny bone!
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
Skelly-vision!
What do Skeletons use when they want a chat?
A tele-bone!
Why did the wizard mix things in his cauldron?
His microwave was being repaired!
What do you get if you leave a pile of bones in the sun?
A Skele-tan.
What do you call a lady spook who works on an airplane?
An air-ghostess!
What do spooks eat in the interval?
Ice-scream!
What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher?
One stays awake and the other weighs a steak!
What's the difference between a silly ghost and a plate of cheese on toast?
One is easy to cheat the other is cheesy to eat!
What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
What's a mummy's favorite music?
Wrap Music!
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghosted.
What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries.
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!
Those are great. Thanks for sharing. lol
Very Good.
ha ha ha funny
Thank you for making me smile this morning, a nice cheerful pleasant soul x x x
they are great!
They made me smile =)
well us older ones can still laugh at them, pmsl
have a star
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Another good selection. lol
a few there i have never seen thanks girl xxx lol xxxx
star for you. those were briliant. thanks for the giggle.