Short bathroom jokes - funny or not?!


Question: Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.

Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn't finish the last movement.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player?
He wanted to buy a bowel.

Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

If you're an American when you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
Eur-o-pean.


Answers: Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.

Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn't finish the last movement.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player?
He wanted to buy a bowel.

Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

If you're an American when you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
Eur-o-pean.

very good and good morning to you>>>>>>>>>..star

Funny

not - dad jokes

Hee hee, i loved them, the short ones are my favorite because i can tell them without messing the punchlines up! :)

ha ha ha funny

na nt really :(

Funny.

how long of waiting depends on which side of bathroom door ur on.

funny

oh dear ..they arnt bad tho lol

i liked the one about the constipated mathmatician ..
that made me laugh =P
They are all pretty good though in a kinda sad way...
Haha

I have heard of bathroom singing: now, bathroom joking! humour everywhere like! no holding back there!

those are good, thanks for giving me a laugh hun

have a star

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hahahahahaha

hahaha funny lol

Funny! 10!

That is funny. Thanks lol

ha ha ha , starred

well funny xxxx pmsl xxx

funny.



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