Walking the dog - funny or not?!
Question: Jon takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple of beers. After he has been there for an hour or so the local policeman enters the bar.
"Whose dog is tied up out front?"
Jon responds, "That's my dog. Is there a problem officer?"
"Well she's in heat," says the cop.
"Oh, she'll be all right. It's shady out there."
"That's not what I mean. Your dog needs bred."
"I gave her a half of a loaf this morning. She's fine."
At this point the policeman is becoming a little upset. "Listen fellow. You don't seem to understand what I am talking about. That dog needs to be screwed."
"Go right ahead officer, I've always wanted a police dog."
Answers: Jon takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple of beers. After he has been there for an hour or so the local policeman enters the bar.
"Whose dog is tied up out front?"
Jon responds, "That's my dog. Is there a problem officer?"
"Well she's in heat," says the cop.
"Oh, she'll be all right. It's shady out there."
"That's not what I mean. Your dog needs bred."
"I gave her a half of a loaf this morning. She's fine."
At this point the policeman is becoming a little upset. "Listen fellow. You don't seem to understand what I am talking about. That dog needs to be screwed."
"Go right ahead officer, I've always wanted a police dog."
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funny
ha ha ha funny
Somewhat funny.
Not funny. Kinda disrespectful to the policeman. Would be funny to drunk dirty dudes though.
No offense if you think its funny go ahead but watch who you tell it to.
you're so funny
Funny
really liked it can i use it??
naughty but liked it >>>>>>>>>>>>>star
hilarious hun, pmsl
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hahahaha
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Yo That Is Pretty Funny 10/10
hahaha funny lol
That is funny. Thanks lol
that joke needs a custom job
lol, funny and a star for you.