The Pillsbury Doughboy ?!


Question: Please join us in remembering another great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described D/boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. D/boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was a roll model for millions. D/boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John D and Jane D plus they had one in the oven. funeral at 3.50 for 20 mins!!


Answers: Please join us in remembering another great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described D/boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. D/boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was a roll model for millions. D/boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John D and Jane D plus they had one in the oven. funeral at 3.50 for 20 mins!!

hahaha That is excellent. Thanks for sharing. lol

I love this. LOL Have a star.

I am very sorry for your loss! I've never heard of the pillbury doughboy but he was obviously very special!

ha ha ha funny

OK i'm in

i received this as an email several months ago and thought it was clever. love it still.

very good made me smile>>>>star

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Te he

I feel sorry for ur loss...:)

Great joke



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