Down at the retirement center ? 2 for the price of 1 !!!?!


Question: 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."============ For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house Is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front Door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard youTelling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike!"


Answers: 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."============ For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house Is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front Door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard youTelling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

Ha,ha Where do you get these jokes??
Here goes one 4 u, but may be you know this one too.
Keep it up.
Excellent discharging with laughter!

-there is this woman at the corner of the Street all dressed up, when man approaches her and asks:
-Wanna?
(Eisai?)
so she says
-When & where?
(pote k pou?)
and he says
-If we are going to talk about it, just leave it!
(ama ine na to sizitisoume, asto!)
Ciao

PS: Must add, I am against (tsampa k horis sinesthimata!)
free of charge and without emotion

ha ha ha funny

cute!! really cute!!!

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha, im telling that at halloween ! good one

lol

liked them both>>>>>>>>>>star

Funny! 10!

Thats rather funny

Ha Ha Ha.

ha hha ah ahhaha ahah hahahhaha

Thanks for the :)

That is excellent. Thanks for sharing. lol



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