Funny school joke?!


Question: Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!


Answers: Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!

Love it LOL

ah meh i heard that one a looong time ago. I think it gave me a snicker in my elemetary school days

LMAO hahaha

I liked it, thanks for sharing.

Ha ha, Lol that's pretty funny.

haha, keep 'em comming!!

Ouch!

It has potential....

that sure hurts!

thx fr sharing too.

LOFL I am sending this one to my friends I LOVE IT

Hahahaha!

lmaoooooo that cheered me up on this coldmorning heres a star

LOL!! Here, have a star! x

funny nice 1 good stuff

NICE! Hahahah.

lol wow i like that

I can't believe only one other person here has heard it before. It is such an old joke. I heard it around 5 or 6 years ago at least, and even then it was pretty old. Still, it is quite funny even after all this time.

HAHAHAHAHAHA that is soooo funny!

I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN REAL LIFE!!

Haha everyone is looking at me haha

Thankyou for the laugh

You deserve lots and lots of stars and I will help you out STARRED!! ****

WOHOO haha Thankyou for making me laugh!!!

STAR STAR STAR

LOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOOL =)

ahahaha...

i like that one

lol

hahaha funny lol

brilliant!
*rofl*

ha ha ha funny

good...........wuts ur question though?



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