Joke? "Turtle at the Party"?!
Question: On the eve of Lion : King Lui the 3rd last night in the Jungle The animals all gave him a party. Well this party hit it off better than the animals expected. only into the 5th hour of the party they decided to pass around the collection plate to buy more party favors and food for King Lui..
Well after passing the plate the jackle said who will go get the stuff? They said anyone but the elephant.. Offended the Elephant replied i didnt want to go anyway. They asked the Snake he said I have no arms. They asked the Gorilla but he had been banned from the store. They finally asked Turtle and he said Yes! So Off he goes.. Time passes on and now its 5 hours in waiting on the turtle's return. King Lui jumps up off his throne and says "Im going to find Turtle"..Storming out the Den he see's Turtle Huffing mad Lion says"Man your lucky!"" I was going to look for you and Kick your @ss!"The Turtle Looks up and says "Keep talking like that I want Go!"
Answers: On the eve of Lion : King Lui the 3rd last night in the Jungle The animals all gave him a party. Well this party hit it off better than the animals expected. only into the 5th hour of the party they decided to pass around the collection plate to buy more party favors and food for King Lui..
Well after passing the plate the jackle said who will go get the stuff? They said anyone but the elephant.. Offended the Elephant replied i didnt want to go anyway. They asked the Snake he said I have no arms. They asked the Gorilla but he had been banned from the store. They finally asked Turtle and he said Yes! So Off he goes.. Time passes on and now its 5 hours in waiting on the turtle's return. King Lui jumps up off his throne and says "Im going to find Turtle"..Storming out the Den he see's Turtle Huffing mad Lion says"Man your lucky!"" I was going to look for you and Kick your @ss!"The Turtle Looks up and says "Keep talking like that I want Go!"
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If you want to write anything original, perhaps utilizing spell check may be wise. Reading your errata riddled "joke" is difficult. I get it, but had to fight with the misspellings to do so, which takes the fun out of it, actually. Friendly suggestion is all. Not an attack, honest. The effort to make a funny is applauded, just make it easier to read, and more folks will enjoy it.
wow...it's must be a slow day at work............ = )
he he
thats quite funny!
atlest its not sexist or racist which is what usually goes on around here!!
I usually get the 'blond-ist' jokes LOL
any more??
Flic x x