Do you know about these excuses for missing work?!
Question: I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
I couldn't find my shoes.
A venomous snake bit me.
A hit man was looking for me.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
I had to be there for my husband's/wife's grand jury trial.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
My monkey died.
I had to move a tapeworm from inside me.
Answers: I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
I couldn't find my shoes.
A venomous snake bit me.
A hit man was looking for me.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
I had to be there for my husband's/wife's grand jury trial.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
My monkey died.
I had to move a tapeworm from inside me.
Of course! Why didn't I learn these sooner? These are great, funny and true. Here is a star. I liked the monkey one too.
thats funny, i emailed that to my boss
i wouldnt try them, but funny
Like the one about the Monkey and some of the others were OK.