The power of money - funny or not?!
Question: It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position but not respect.
It can buy you medicine but not health.
It can buy you blood but not life.
It can buy you sex but not love.
So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering. So, send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
I accept cash, money orders, personal cheques, cashiers cheques,bags of gold, bars of platinum, etc...
Please: No children as payments. They will be returned.
Answers: It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position but not respect.
It can buy you medicine but not health.
It can buy you blood but not life.
It can buy you sex but not love.
So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering. So, send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
I accept cash, money orders, personal cheques, cashiers cheques,bags of gold, bars of platinum, etc...
Please: No children as payments. They will be returned.
ok so ive learnt my lesson, l didnt eat anymore stilton in between questions.
well it'll stop the wifey-to-be from moaning and complaining
starred
he he he
hehe ironic
But your not my friend. I do not know you do i? Its nice of your to be considerate towards us though. Nice to see someone being genuinely caring to others! Sir, i salute you!
BRILLIANT!!!! LOL
lol
Not funny. *freezes*
Sorry......
u accept other people besides children?:D
Thats a corker ,brill
funny
ok no children
you can have my parents and grand parents instead
and as my friend you will look after them for me
whilst i am in pain and suffering
i love pain and love to suffer in this way
as my parents and grandparents signed everything over to me
OOOH the PAIN OOOH the SUFFERING
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH the pleasure too
Haha. I'll give you all of my money, and since you're my friend, you can be my lifetime slave as well. =)
Do you take ex-boyfriends???
can't find any money at the moment , but the bills are giving more pain at the moment so i'll send you these instead.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Raindrops.!!!
True as well.!!!
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how much have you got already>>>>>>>>>>star
cos you can bet some one will think its true
hahaha funny lol
ha ha ha funny