A sermon about lying - funny or not?!
Question: A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Answers: A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
funny lol
lol,very funny
funny.. i am sending it to my friend, whose husband is a pastor... she will get a big kick out of it...
next he'll be saying being overweight is unhealthy
LOL thats a great one! Fantastic! lol
lol, u get a star :)
Very fu<king funny. Girl!!!
lol good one
It is not funny that they lied( but it would be funny to see the looks on their faces when they knew they were busted!)
That's a really good joke, I'm giving you a star for this one.
hahaha...............
so................they all lied?..................that is funny.
lol
funny lol
Its always funny to watch people do that kind of thing, Its really fun to be like go to the book of habukezria or something and see them all flip to the front of their bibles or some such thing.
good one
very good i read them before i answered your question honest!!!!!!!!
very clever >>>>>>>>>>>>>>star